Timeout
noun
time for rest or recreation away from one's usual work or studies.
a brief break in play in a game or sport.
an imposed temporary suspension of activities
I'm just not sure how it's supposed to be done. This mommy business is no joke! Don't get me wrong, I love it, and I wouldn't trade it for the world, but this momma needs a timeout.
I'm tired. How can so much energy come from one tiny toddler? Seriously? Lil man is go-go-go.
I say "lil man, momma is tired!"
He replies "no you are not tired mommy, come pway wiff me!"
He replies "no you are not tired mommy, come pway wiff me!"
And who told him that yelling would get him what he wants?
"Mommy can I have dis cookie?"
"No"
"Pweese mommy!??!"
"No lil man."
"But I want dis cookie!"
"Momma said no, that's means no."
"Yes. Mommy I want DIS COOKIEEEEE!"
"Mommy can I have dis cookie?"
"No"
"Pweese mommy!??!"
"No lil man."
"But I want dis cookie!"
"Momma said no, that's means no."
"Yes. Mommy I want DIS COOKIEEEEE!"
This is why we never have cookies!
It goes on and on and sometimes mommy wants to pull her hair out!
Momma needs a timeout!
